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Jon's Place on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 4:11:08 PM
Just couldn’t let this pass. I mentioned our friend Mr. Montaigne the other day, and in that same essay [On Experience] I spoke of, he says this about laws: “For we have in France more laws than the rest of the world put together, and more than would be necessary for all the worlds of Epicurus. ‘As we once suffered from crimes, so now we are suffering from laws.’” He is of course talking about the conceit of perfecting the world, most grotesquely, perfecting the world through fiat decreed by the state. He further writes, “what have our legislators gained by picking out a hundred thousand particular cases and deeds, and attaching to them a hundred thousand laws? This number bears no relation to the infinite diversity of human actions.” Now it’s true that Napoleon decreed a do-over, no not Waterloo, his Napoleonic code, about-hundred or so years after our friend penned this, but France is nothing if not inventive, and so I say with some confidence that Montaigne’s complaint is exponentially valid: Today in the good old USA.
Of course we don’t have to go far, or for that matter to Washington DC, to find examples aplenty of just what Mr. Montaigne meant. Here in loopy California, Assemblyman Mike Davis, D-Los Angeles has proposed, co-authored, a food tax, AB 2829 [http://www.dailynews.com/ci_8884352].
Yes he calls it a 25 cent fee per grocery bag, or some such, but a tax by any other name is still a tax. The difference, often, however is that fees are called fees because they’re regressive taxes and strike the poorest among us as particularly onerous, especially when they involve necessities like food. Fees sound so much more progressive than taxes.
Wait a second didn’t we all switch to plastic because plastic was so much more environmentally friendly than paper--talkin about trees here. “Well yes Jon, that’s right, but that’s before we knew better, use paper rather than plastic,” you say, and often I do prefer paper, but here’s a warning shot if I ever heard one: "I don't think the public will pay 25 cents a bag,’ Christman said. ‘Grocery stores will start handing out paper bags. They will go back to paper bags. Paper bags require 40 (percent to) 70 percent more energy, double greenhouse-gas emissions, increase waste by 80 percent and dramatically increase water use.’" You don’t have to be Harvard educated to smell another great big fee coming down the pike.
By the way, the fee proposal reverses a law enacted last year that prohibited fees, California State law AB 2449. Go figure. And yes, if you search for it, you’ll find all the leavings you would or could ever want to know about disposable bags, or reusable bags for that matter, which various retail chains initiated previous to the Johnny grab the glory gas bags that pass for our California law makers.
Pardon the interruption but I must interrupt this broadcast with an important word from another friend of ours named Friedrich A Hayek:
“The belief that only a synthetic system of morals, an artificial society can be justified in an age of science, as well as the increasing unwillingness to bow before any moral rules whose utility is not rationally demonstrated, or to conform with the conventions whose rationale is known, are all manifestations of the same basic view which wants all social activity to be recognizably part of a single coherent plan.”
Hmm--yes that does sound a bit like Osama’s “unity” and Clinton’s harmony, village, or whatever.
And the result of such a world-view:
The “truly individualistic system…[becomes] impossible. Indeed, the great lesson which the individualist philosophy teaches us on this score is that, while it may not be difficult to destroy formations which are the indispensable bases of a free civilization, it may be beyond our power deliberately to reconstruct such a civilization once these foundations are destroyed.”
Yea, I know, he has that political economist, economist way of speaking, but more importantly he has an astounding way of speaking sense. I very much recommend his book Individualism and the Economic Order. Definitely readable, and you don’t have to decipher the modern text-book economist’s favorite thing, the indecipherable graph.
But back to our celebration of “give our money to the government day,” as celebrated here in loony California, which to the envy of many socialists, fascists, what have you, celebrates it most robustly. It’s not easy being the envy of New Jersey!
So I was listening to Rush [http://www.rushlimbaugh.com] the other day, and yet again I missed another injury piled on among many by the insulting California legislature. He was talking about California raising, yes raising, our gasoline tax, well that’s perfect I thought, but being rather busy at the time I didn’t catch it precisely. So I looked it up and here’s what he said in the only way he can say it:
“it's like when the gas price went up and the state [that would be California] was urging people to drive less, save the planet, drive less, be more economical, people, like sheep, did what the state said. It didn't take long for the state to realize, ‘Hey, our gas tax revenue's plummeting here.’ And so they raised gas taxes to make up for people following orders to drive less and go by more economical cars.’”
Yeah, I know, that’s insane. But what do you expect in California? But being the rather curious guy I am I was curious to see what else our state was up to, but naturally I checked first to see where our state ranked on gas taxes, and guess what? We’re number 1 [http://www.californiagasprices.com/tax_info.aspx], that’s right, number 1, and we raised it! Go figure.
By the way, thank you all who drive corn eating cars, you have managed a two-fer, you’re driving up both the cost of food and gas. Oh, and I suppose that when people drive less, due to gasoline rising above the cost of silver, our loony legislature will raise our taxes again--the people never have had so many good chums.
But anyway, if you’re really in the mood to be in a sour state of mind, or should I say bitter? Whatever, check in with State Senator Harmon, he’s compiled a truly disturbing list of buffoonery, that unfortunately for us, always involves our wallet [http://republican.sen.ca.gov/opeds/35/oped4369.asp]. Not that any of the proposed new taxes have any merit, but this one has to be right at the top of the list for chutzpa:
“Democrats have proposed the largest tax increase on businesses in state history, an $8 billion jobs tax, to pay for government-run health care. In addition, Assembly Bill 2967 (Fuentes) would impose a new .06 percent tax on the gross operating costs of every California hospital, to pay for new government health care programs.”
So they’re going to drive away business and in the same swoop punish the hospitals whom they play with as their own private preserve. “Genius, sheer genius,” as Wiley E. Coyote would say.
But as we we’re talking about the cost of gasoline, I did hear a moment of sanity by Senator McCain who has proposed suspending the federal gasoline tax through the summer. I like it! Here’s another idea or two, how about building refineries, here, right here in California. What a novel idea. When was the last one built, anyway? In my life time? I don’t know, but it would make a good Jeopardy question. Here’s another idea, lets build Nuclear Power plants, many, many, many of them--lots and lots of them--heck, if France can do it so can we. We need more energy, more power, that is if we want to eat, which over the years I’ve grown rather fond of, and which you people driving corn eating cars is making a bit of a luxury. I don’t suppose you would consider using gasoline?
Speaking of Eucalyptus trees, could some friend or acquaintance of Groovy Al Gore sidle up and gently take him by the arm and usher him off stage. I can’t bare to watch, er, listen, it’s too embarrassing. I have to put my hands over my eyes, er, cover my ears. Come on, you feel the same way--it’s disturbing and not a little painful.
Did you know that your carbon credits plant Eucalyptus trees in Africa (they‘re from Australia by the way)? No? Neither did I until hearing about on the Dennis Miller show [http://www.dennismillerradio.com/]. Now the gentleman he had on the show spoke how Carbon Credit money is being used to plant Eucalyptus trees as replacements for, oh say, Old Growth forests, or being planted on arable farm land used by subsistence farmers, or by farmers who produce a bit more for profit, but which naturally benefits others by producing affordable food. Go figure. Now being a bit curious I looked up the possibility that this absurdity, no I don’t have anything against Eucalyptus trees--they’re fine stately things, anyway, I could never make this stuff up, not in a million years, but I had to check and see if there were any truth to it. There is! Imbeciles gone wild indeed [http://www.africanconservation.org/dcforum/DCForumID5/370.html].
Now for another PSA of a decidedly un-Orwellian sort from our friend Mr. Hayek:
“It [individualism] believes that under a democracy, no less than under any other form of government, ‘the sphere of enforced command ought to be restricted within fixed limits’”… [he’s quoting another commiserate fellow, Lord Acton].
So anyway, proving that California Progressives, um, Democrats, think outside the box of fees and taxes, that is they’re nothing if not inventive when it comes to being outrageous and destructive of our community, they decided there is no place for the median, mean, and mode in American life. Or to put it another way, I have discovered the easiest of means to be subversive. All I have to do is say mommy or daddy. Now how easy is that?
As it happens I was having a chilidog at a local establishment in Toluca Lake, and I picked up a local weekly, The Toluca Times, and there I found out that our legislature has decided that Mom and Dad are unwelcome words in our public schools. Of course I wished I was surprised. I’m sad that I wasn’t.
I was thumbing through the paper and stopped on an article by a Mr. Greg Crosby, with whom I was unacquainted with at the time, but have since found to be a regular contributor to http://www.JewishWorldReview.com.
The paragraphs that gave me pause [ you can read the whole article here, [http://jewishworldreview.com/cols/crosby022208.php3]:
“The ridiculous law has effectively banned use of the terms "mom" and "dad" from California schools. The reason? Using those terms promotes a discriminatory bias against alternative lifestyle parents. I never thought I'd live to see the day when "mommy" and "daddy" would be considered bad words. All kinds of vulgarity and foul language are just fine in these modern, progressive times - but you better not say "mom" and "dad!" That's wrong! What country am I living in anyway?
It's important to understand that this stuff will be taught to all children in the public school system beginning in kindergarten! Indoctrinating five and six year-olds to favor sodomy as a healthy and normal lifestyle choice has rankled some parents to say the least. Various Christian grassroots organizations have now joined together in calling for an "exodus" from the California public school system. The coalition includes Eagle Forum, the Campaign for Children and Families, and Exodus Mandate, as well as ten others.”
Teaching adult ambiguity to children who are essentially still learning to walk, stripping away their guard rails, suggesting that there is something subversive about the statistical mean to children who don’t know a standard deviation point from a bell curve is child abuse.
And what do these educators think? That they can redefine the family in a class room? Where do they think the children go after school? Or is that the problem in their eyes? that children do go home, perhaps they would prefer they were stored in warehouses by the state? Soviet style. What happened to that society anyway?
So now I’m a subversive and I might add, loving it. Yes, I love Mom and Dad.
But the last word--that belongs to our friend Mr. Montaigne, well in just a second, is it just me, or is there something profoundly oxymoronic in the idea that by writing more laws we get more liberty. Actually, every new law and regulation restricts freedom and liberty, which I would say suggests that any such new thing should be done with the greatest care, need, and humility.
But Mr. Montaigne puts it better: “The most desirable laws are those that are fewest, simplest, and most general; and I even think that it would be better to be without them altogether than to have them in such numbers as we have them at present.” Amen!